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The Golf Doll

The Golf Doll

360 in stock

SKU: DDL000741U
UPC: 810082597417
Brand: Dammit Dolls

Availability: 360 items left in stock

Regular price $19.99 USD
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Description

You started the round with hope. A fresh glove, new balls, a swing you “fixed last week.” But by hole 7? You're mentally tossing your 9-iron in the nearest pond. That’s where the Golf Dammit Doll comes in.

This stress relief doll is designed for golfers who live for the game, but occasionally (okay, often) want to scream into their golf bag. The front side shows a peaceful green fairway, complete with golf balls, a tidy hole, and a hopeful flag waving in the breeze. The back? Pure carnage. Broken clubs. Crumpled scorecards. Emotional debris.

It also features a golf-themed spin on the classic Dammit Doll poem, stitched right on the front for dramatic readings after your third mulligan. Think of it as emotional first aid for anyone who's ever shouted “fore!” and secretly meant it as a cry for help.

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